Cane Toad Times Wants Your Brains

The next edition of the Cane Toad Times, due for distribution in November 2025, will thoroughly investigate, examine and probe, if necessary, the areas of Travel and DIY (Do It Yourself).

Whether it’s about your recent travels to Kurdistan, Kununurra or Kingston, or how you put together an IKEA cupboard backwards while screwing a bolt into your hand, these are the kinds of things that interest us.

All contributions will be vetted by our kind and loving staff who will decide the fate of your inputs. While we could just leave it all to AI, the CTT still values humans and human stories.

Stories about dastardly dunnies also hold a particular fascination, and an exhaustive list of the whereabouts of the World’s Worst Dunnies© is being compiled. We are also compiling a list of all the countries in the world and their attributes (just ask for the excel spreadsheet and you can fill it in to the best of your knowledge).

We are just in it for the fame, glamour, prestige and/or notoriety of having an article in the Cane Toad Times.So get writing and illustrating. Chances like this only come around, currently, once per year.

While we would surely like to recompense you with cash, gold and crypto for your brain stuff, we have no money and have never, ever paid real money to any contributor, editor or dealer.

Do it today. Do it Toady! Yours in Toadiness

The CTT lizard people.

Deadline is 30 July 2025.

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